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Sep 17 2008

Fat people.

Published by akincaide at 10:41 pm under Rants Edit This

I think it goes without saying that fat people can be extremely annoying. It’s not fair to generalize and say this about ALL fat people, but for the record, I don’t care. I’ll start off by discussing their actions in theme parks and other similar places. Many of these large human beings think that they reserve some right to roll around on motorized scooter chairs. They bump into me. They make snide remarks. They don’t realize that they smell disgusting. They piss me off. They cut lines and demand constant assistance. They waste my time, and the time of employees.

Here’s my message to fatties like this: Fuck you. Your obesity problem is not a disability, it’s a result of your living style. Look around you. People are loosing weight faster than ever while you pigs buzz around expecting healthy people to kiss your pudgy feet. I don’t care if you’re addicted to food, or if you have some sort of family tendency to be fat. Do something about it. Maybe you can just wear some extra deodorant or learn to move around without the assistance of modern machinery.

In my opinion, we should let all of these cows roll around on the ground and let them starve to death. Leave those chairs to people who actually need them, and have no decision in whether or not they can freely move.

That’s just about all I have to say… for now.

Fatty Scooter

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