Sep 18 2008
Pseudo-intellectuals.
You’ve probably encountered these individuals somewhere. You may have seen them walking around a college campus, sipping hot tea at your local coffee shop, or they may even sit next to you in English class. I’ll put it out there now, I hate these people. I think we’ve all been dealing with their bullshit for quite enough time now. These are the same idiots who try to compare life to a flowing river. Most of them live and breathe only to kiss the asses of those above them. They claim to have revolutionary thoughts about life, and let’s face it; they listen to the Beatles (White Album). Pseudo-intellectuals have passion for literature and art, both of which they believe can be explained in a few words being said over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over with only slight variation. I dislike these people because they are annoying. Shit, they might even buy low prescription glasses to look smart for all I know. They have no true opinion of their own, but instead leech off others and rephrase the ideas they discover with Thesaurus in hand. Creatures like this repeat exactly what an instructor says back to them, expecting a pat on the back. Although the above explanation is not based on fact, I still think it’s reason enough for me to not like these people. I don’t care if you like them, or think what I’ve said is incorrect.
To all of you Pseudo-intellectuals out there, who happen to stumble over this waste of a blog, I challenge you to please complain about this post. Tell me I’m wrong. I’m extraordinarily interested in your theories on our universe and how if we all have positive karma and and and and.. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m lying. I can’t even sit here and pretend one of you is talking to me. Please, do me a favor and stop talking. Forever.
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is this about gilles. whats your beef with tea and the beatles i thought u liked the beatles
I don’t think I ever knew what I was really talking about to begin with. I was just stereotyping people who think they’re smart. This is a shit post anyways.
One Word: Hipsters
There has to be no group of people on earth more detestable than friggin pseudo-intellectuals! God, if we could somehow enact some law where death squads in full body armor and m-16s could legally have the time of their lives caving their heads in, I’d support it with every cell in my body.
Now, I’m not really a violent guy, but something visceral comes out of me whenever I see these people around. Perhaps it’s because I hate phony people; and I especially hate phony people who claim they’re “deep” or worse, “authentic” but are clearly none of the above. Don’t these people realize that being some self-righteous liberal pinko is not equivalent to being intelligent? And why do they think that listening to jazz, the beatles, or indie rock also classifies one as intellectual? It’s asinine. Oh, and they are total suckasses in the classroom.
Pardon my truculence (there’s a ten-dollar word for them that they probably don’t know without looking it up) but I can’t stand those twerps.