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Sep 19 2008

People Who Wait to Piss.

Published by akincaide at 5:06 pm under Rants Edit This

If I’m currently using a urinal in a guy’s bathroom, don’t wait for me to finish to stand and pee two stalls away from where I was. I don’t want to look at your penis. I’m not interested in having a piss chat with you, so I promise that I won’t talk to you, just as long as you don’t talk to me. When you stand behind me and wait, it makes it worse. It feels weird. Your presence there is awkward. I mean, you can do it if you want. I could think of worse things you can do to me in a bathroom. I just don’t see the point of it.

Mhm. Those are my only thoughts.

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4 Responses to “People Who Wait to Piss.”

  1. yepitschiddon 21 Sep 2008 at 11:08 pm edit this

    i always wondered what happened in guy’s bathrooms.

  2. Grimli tha dwarfon 22 Sep 2008 at 9:28 pm edit this

    i like to look at all the different penis in the bathroom is like a sort of game you know. You compare the penis and see who has the normal ones and who has the odd ones, it’s rather interesting.i have found that i have a longer average piss time than most guys and that it takes me more shakes to expel the excess piss from my penis than most average men.

  3. akincaideon 23 Sep 2008 at 12:00 am edit this

    Hmm an interesting thought indeed Mr. Gavin Gill. I am most thankful that you aren’t one to linger behind the urinals but instead lingers while using the urinal.

    In fact, that might actually be as bad.

  4. katiecash91on 24 Sep 2008 at 9:38 pm edit this

    This made me laugh, so I thought I’d leave you a comment, so you’ll make hellzah bank

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