hopeless ranting

Animal lovers can go ahead and shove it right now. These little critters bug the shit out of me. I’m mainly referring to seagulls and pigeons. For the most part, these members of the class Aves are dirty and disgusting. They smell, and they shit while in flight. Their excretion is drippy and leaves little marks on everything. I dislike living in constant fear of having digested seeds and people’s uneaten trash thrown down upon my head from the anus of a squawking nuisance. The seagulls are usually the ones who fly around public places, shitting wherever they damn well please. Pigeons annoy me in public places by getting in the fucking way. If I was ever to kick one I’d become the bad guy, so I sometimes attempt to just ignore them.

My most recent encounter with this little birds came from within the walls above my head right now. A few months back, we had a pigeons living in the little gap between the V arch of our roof. I happen to be right in the correct room where their every action and noise could be heard. They frequently had what sounded like raging sex, it it was annoying. Pigeon fucking must be awfully rough. Their scratchy little claws made me want to rip them out of that dwelling and jam pencils into each pigeons beady little eyes. I hate the sounds they make in general and I do not want them living near me again.

I have no nice solution on how I’d like to deal with my hatred for this flying bastards. I can always just shoot the ones that piss me off, I guess. That’s just how I see it.

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