http://hopelessranting.today.com Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:13:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Yesterday, a fly got on my nerves. The little shiteater decided it was a good idea to fly into me and nip at my arms constantly while I attempted to wash my hands. This caused rage to build inside of me. I ran downstairs and grabbed a glass cup to ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/24/torturing-a-vile-being/ Running and I have a love-hate relationship. At times, going out for a nice job or even an intense sprint can actually me... dare I say it... enjoyable. The fresh air slapping in my face can be soothing. It gets me fit enough to get by, and it keeps me ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/23/running-running-running/ Animal lovers can go ahead and shove it right now. These little critters bug the shit out of me. I'm mainly referring to seagulls and pigeons. For the most part, these members of the class Aves are dirty and disgusting. They smell, and they shit while in flight. Their ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/22/shitty-little-birds/ If I'm currently using a urinal in a guy's bathroom, don't wait for me to finish to stand and pee two stalls away from where I was. I don't want to look at your penis. I'm not interested in having a piss chat with you, so I promise that ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/19/people-who-wait-to-piss/ You've probably encountered these individuals somewhere. You may have seen them walking around a college campus, sipping hot tea at your local coffee shop, or they may even sit next to you in English class. I'll put it out there now, I hate these people. I think we've all been ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/18/pseudo-intellectuals/ I think it goes without saying that fat people can be extremely annoying. It's not fair to generalize and say this about ALL fat people, but for the record, I don't care. I'll start off by discussing their actions in theme parks and other similar places. ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/17/fat-people/ Well, here it goes. As you may know I'm Andrew. If you haven't checked the "About the Author" page on here that covers a few of the specifics, it might be a good idea. My goal in this whole blogging thing is to finally talk some shit about the ... http://hopelessranting.today.com/2008/09/16/a-quick-unnecessary-intro/